nope.

sorry, but the actions of spammers have made the option of having a linkable address (mangled or otherwise), totally untenable. both andrew@sinthetik.com and andrew@andrewcone.com are permanently deleted.

in particular, i'd like to give a big vomit enema to anyone who works at traffic magnet, for spidering every single linkable address on sinthetik.com, and then spamming people with nothing to do with this site about increasing traffic to sinthetik.com. satan has a strap-on garden weasel, all greased and ready for anal penetration, for having no way to contact them. period.

but spammers, while the root of the problem, aren't the grease that keep this giant maggoty monster going. it's you. yes you, the one who, in the middle of the night, decided that women will point and laugh at your package, and decided to order some kellogian hokum (which is likely tainted with fecal matter and botulism, according to the new york times) so that you'll sport a giant phallus so huge, you'll have to employ two small midgets to proceed you everywhere, lest you trip over your dangling manhood.

you. yes you, the tiny-dicked twit lying in the hospital, suffering from botulism. the only mercy you'll get from me is when i smother you with a pillow.

folks, don't do it. spam doesn't happen unless people were buying. if you're thinking about it, don't. go research it, and if you've still totally taken leave of your senses, go purchase it from a reputable non-spamming, brick-and-mortar retailer. and if you have friends that you know who occasionally succumb to these pea-brained pitches, treat them just as you would if they'd blurted out at a party that he/she supported the rights of catholic priests to savagely bugger young children.

spam keeps happening as long as it works. as soon as it stops working, it will go away. do your part, and don't buy. and if you have friends that do, then it's time for some tough love in the form of grievous bodily harm.

people you don't even know will thank you. a low-grade wave of goodness will spread across the globe if spam starts to abate. and i'll certainly be happier, looking at the server in my office, wondering if some asshat in korea isn't taking an electronic shit all over my inbox.